I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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