But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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