Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
her vagine was all disorganized.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
Randomize
