OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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