i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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