video games are the ultimate cock blocker
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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