Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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