i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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