Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
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