hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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