people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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