: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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