Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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