This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Oh god it's open bar.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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