Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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