Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
look no pants
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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