it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
the condom got lost in my hair
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
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