It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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