i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Randomize
