you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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