am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
We need a shit load of segways right now
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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