I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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