You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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