Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Randomize
