im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Randomize
