D3 body, D1 cock
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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