I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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