Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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