you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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