Sponge bath it is.
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Randomize
