She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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