I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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