If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Randomize
