why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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