I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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