i think my mom watched the whole time
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
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