Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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