I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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