Your mouth is God's brothel.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
So I just went to clothing optional bar
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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