Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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