big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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