I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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