you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Randomize
