we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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