She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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