i'm signing you up for texting rehab
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
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