Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I just saw a hot homeless man
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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