This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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