The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I'm always down for nudity.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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