Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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