and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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