i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
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She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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